Herman Cain Drops White House Bid

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Vladurday to announce that Herman Cain has suspended his 2012 presidential bid, citing false accusations casting too much doubt over his campaign. This comes just days after Ginger White admitted to a 13-year affair with the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO, amidst numerous accusations of sexual impropriety by other women. Goodnight, sweet Prince of Pizza


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