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LOLMart Shirts Presents: ROFLCOPTER!!1

Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Listen closely. Can you hear it? It’s getting closer…It’s the sound of…ROFLCOPTER!!1 SOI SOI SOI!

Our limited edition ROFLCOPTER t-shirt doesn’t actually make any noise (you’ll have to do that yourself), but what it lacks in sound effects it makes up for in ROFL and LOL.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

LOLMart Shirts Presents: Get Yo’ Pants Off da’ Ground!

Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Oh, hello! I didn’t even notice you there. You see, I had my headphones on, my new favorite song of all time blaring at a level that’s sure to give me irreversible hearing damage. Do you know the song? “Pants on da Ground?” It goes like “Pants on da ground, pants on da ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on da ground.”

In addition to being a fine pop song, it also makes for a catchy t-shirt slogan. Thanks, American Idol, for finally giving us some music worth listening to (and some television worth watching). We’ll take “Pants on da Ground” over Adam Lambert and Taylor Hicks any day!

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

LOLMart Shirts Presents: Balloon Boy Fail

Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase THROUGH THURSDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Dear Balloon Boy,

Sorry about––Well, we’re sorry about everything. Your dad kind of seems like a d-bag. I mean, he named you Falcon. And while that works perfectly as a badass A-Team-worthy moniker, we doubt it’s done you any favors, socially speaking, at school.

We’re not mad at you, Falcon. You getting trapped in a balloon is almost cooly futuristic. Oh, that’s right, you didn’t actually fly in that balloon. But you’re a good kid, and although your recent experience reads more like a super-villian origin story than a childhood success story, we think you’re going to be just fine. Next time your dad tries to make you hide in the attic so that he can get on the E! Channel, show him the score:

Dad – 0 New reality TV deals
Son – 1 Awesome T-shirt

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

LOLMart Shirt of the Week: OMGWTFBBQ

Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Week is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

OMG = Oh. My. God.

WTF = What the Fu—nyuns! Sorry, I got hungry while typing that sentence, and so I reached over to grab some of those delicious onion-flavored corn chips. Mmmm, Funyuns!!! My mind must have wandered. Where was I?

BBQ = The food, the event, or the appliance involved in slow-cooking delicious yumyums over a smoldering fire for a long period of time. Hopefully with a cold beverage in hand and some good music coming from a nearby boom box. ‘Cuz nothin’ beats a slow-roasted hot dog while jamming out to Taylor Sw…I mean Bowie. Yeah, David Bowie. He’s still cool, right?

OMGWTFBBQ = an emotion for which there are no words, only an unwieldy acronym.

Well, it used to be there was only an acronym. Now we have a t-shirt.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

We’re trying to muster up some enthusiasm about this shirt, but…meh.

Wednesday’s Shirt of the Day shirt is finally here! You had to wait through Monday and Tuesday, but Wednesday has arrived in style! Visit our store to learn more!

Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day will be only available today, and then it will be gone forever!

What better way to express your apathy than with a shirt that says everything for you? After all, opening your mouth and, you know, saying something takes effort. That’s energy you could spend doing other things. Like buying t-shirts, for example.

We all say it (even Homer Simpson says it. In fact, he may have been the first to say it!), and now we can all have a shirt that says it, too. Simple, classic, and pop-culture-tastic. We’d get excited, but…

Meh.

It is all emotions rolled into one simple word…And now you can fold that simple word up and place it in a drawer next to your other LOLMart shirts.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!), makes the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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