It used to be such a hassle when you had to pick the sink off the floor yourself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The First Signs of Electricity Theft
Be Careful Mr. Pane, That’s Not Stable!
Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb?
See What Happens When You Eat Your Own Kind?
Not only do you throw it back up, your victim ends up dry heaving. Not a pleasant site. ~NSHA Submitted by: Shlitzle
They Really Need To Get a Grip on This Patent
Submitted by: VLF
Look Out! It’s Making Your Eyes All Blurry!
Don’t worry, if there’s an earthquake you’ll have the coolest helmet around. ~NSHA Submitted by: Unknown
It’s Okay, These Shoes Have Good Grip
But be careful of my hands. I just started using a new Teflon-based moisturizer.
Teaching Them Young
See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That’s Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart
You Can Use a Fork Just This Once
Submitted by: Unknown
The Coolest Diet Around
It only cost three sliced fingers and a some homemade sutures, but boy wasn’t that easy! ~NSHA Submitted by: Unknown