Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan
“Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel.” “Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might?
The Mullet of the Gods
Heavenly in the front, divine in the back. Submitted by: Unknown
Party in the Front, Lamer Party in the Back
Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there! Submitted by: Unknown
Your Antidote to ’90s Nostalgia
Just remember, every time you think to yourself “Man, the ’90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today,” one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that
Here’s My Wallet, Please, Take Everything
Submitted by: Unknown Via: Polish that Turd!
Someone Loves Squidbillies
Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man’s head. Submitted by: Unknown
The Latest In Hair Art
They can take your liberty, they can take your freedom, but they will never take your hair.
Business In The Front, Princess In The Back
Why does he have 2 cell phones? Submitted by: Unknown
Scooter Elf Casts “Mullet”
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