But unless the nails are also made of adamantium, I’d hate to see those hands try to wipe after using the bathroom. Submitted by: Unknown
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Poor Racoons
What did they ever do to you?? Oh right, the damage and garbage everywhere thing.
Maybe You Two Can Compare Nail Extensions
And then you can bring her breakfast-and-meds in bed. Submitted by: Kid-Havok
Customer Service WIN
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This One's A Real Nail Biter
Would this get you a discount at the local salon? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
He’s Going to Claw My Eyes Out!
Kim Kardashian Trying To Look Like an Anime Character
CLASSIC: Salon Name FAIL
Submitted by: hanaray20 Picture by: Hannah Rosenbluth
For the Girl Who Has Everything
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Ariel thought that marrying Prince Eric and moving to the surface would fill her life with fun and adventure. Instead, she mostly found that she was just . . . bored.
Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against Your Dignity
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
THIS is why I can never fully relax. I don’t necessarily envision myself being dragged from the house by law enforcement (YET), but any number of things (fire, earthquake, clearance sale on Cadbury Mini Eggs) could drive one out of the house at a moment’s notice. One minute you’re relaxing in front of the television in your fuzzy lion slippers (or, in my case, relaxing in front of a martini in my footie pajamas) and the next, BAM, you’re running down the sidewalk shouting something about bunny rabbits making chicken sounds. Embarrassing.
