“Oh my goodness!”
Whatever You Say, Pops
A Lannister Always Finds a Way to Win
Gotta Plead Ignorance
That story is good and all… but Joy went and left this comment tho!
If Your Dad Sends You a Video Like This About What He Found in Your Sock Drawer, Count Yourself Lucky
Dad Assembles Ghetto Selfie Stick to Take Pictures of Birds in a Tree
There is a time and a place for a selfie stick and this dad has jerry–rigged one for the perfect occasion.
At first, Reddit user Qgin thought his dad’s “selfie stick” made from a car window washer, some crumpled napkins, masking tape and his iPhone 6 plus was a complete joke. But, that was before dad demonstrated its full potential.
Troll Dad Makes a Dad Version of All of His Daughters Selfies
Like most dads, this guy wasn’t a fan of his daughter getting old enough to take selfies. Instead of just telling her that she can’t take selfies (which never works) he decided to join her.
via @burrmartin
12-Year-Old Sends Bullies an Invitation to Stop Picking On Her Little Sister
If there’s one thing no pre-teen can resist, it’s a colorful party invite.
When her younger sister continued to get bullied by a group of girls (Elke, Grace, Ashley), this big sis stepped up and crafted a colorful invitation to a “stop being jerks” party.
When: Right now
Where: Everywhere
What to bring: Bring your nasty attitude and throw it right in the trash can
Why: You guessed it folks, you’re being jerks
An Angry Peacock Turned a Family Trip to the Petting Zoo into a Photoshop Battle for the Ages
This traumatized little girl went toe-to-toe with a pissed off peacock and the Internet had a hay day.
“Our trip to the petting zoo did not go as planned” — Reddit user bwaxse posted
The little girl was pictured running for her life as an exotic peacock angrily chased her from behind. If you thought the Canadian goose was an asshole, just wait until you experience the unforgiving wrath of a colorful, pissed off peacock.
Twitter Shared All the Hilarious Reasons They Want Kids, and Society May Never Change
Do as I say, not as I do kids.
People went on Twitter to sarcastically share all of the reasons they wanted kids. The theme centered around all those incredibly annoying household things your parents forced you to do. You know, all of those inconsequential childhood chores that made ZERO sense at all.
Just remember not to question anything, or you’re grounded.