This dude needs to start up some sort of business out of his place, and he definitely needs to call it ‘The Safari Zone.’ If this is all legit and not the deceptive work of decent photoshopping skills, then I’m pretty sure there are plenty of players out there that’d be ready to cruise through his condo.
Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend
When your dedication to catch ’em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile.
However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it.
This Dude's Pokémon GO Puns Deserve All the Gym Badges
If you want to catch ’em all, you’re going to need a super effective lineup of Pokémon puns.
Daft Pidgey
This is what happens when you have too many pidgeys in Pokemon Go and too much time in your hands.Credit to @PokemonGoAlba on twitter
Catching an Adorably Cute Pokémon is the Best Excuse For Being Late
Double-Check Before You Try and Impress Someone With Your PokéSquad
Kid Makes Mom Think She Has to be "The Very Best" to Download Pokémon GO
“I want to be the very best”
22-year-old Nathan Wall warned his mother that there wasn’t room for two pokémasters in the house. So, when his 48-year-old mom Sharon asked her son how to get Pokémon GO, Nathan decided to send her on her first Pokémon journey.
Nathan instructed her to bring a coded card to the register of a local Tesco and say ‘I want to be the very best.’
She did it.
This Heartwarming Video Perfectly Captures Pokémon GO!'s Ability to Bring People Together
Alexander Steinberg, an 18-year-old aspiring filmmaker managed to put together a video that encourages us all as an audience to take a minute, and ask ourselves, ‘why does Pokémon GO! matter?’
Does it really? Or is there something more meaningful, impactful ‘afoot? Is it the game’s ability to unite strangers that’d otherwise never cross paths? One quote captured in the video sticks out in particular:
“You know my favorite part about this? Number one my brother and I used to play this as kids. He ends up passing away,” CrobinMaxxis said, pointing up. “He’s up there still, still, having a better fuckin’ collection than I do. But all the violence in the world, brutality, all this fucking racism. Look around here. You see this?” he said, gesturing to the crowd. “Not a single one is the same. Everyone is having a good time. This is what the world needs now.”
Being a Pokémon Trainer is F*ckin' Hard Work, Even a State Briefing Shouldn't Stop You
State Department Spokesman John Kirby paused while reading a statement during his daily briefing to call out a reporter playing Pokemon GO!
Trumpémon Go! is All About Catching the Minorities at the RNC