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Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against Your Dignity

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

THIS is why I can never fully relax. I don’t necessarily envision myself being dragged from the house by law enforcement (YET), but any number of things (fire, earthquake, clearance sale on Cadbury Mini Eggs) could drive one out of the house at a moment’s notice. One minute you’re relaxing in front of the television in your fuzzy lion slippers (or, in my case, relaxing in front of a martini in my footie pajamas) and the next, BAM, you’re running down the sidewalk shouting something about bunny rabbits making chicken sounds. Embarrassing.

This Is Why I Don’t Drink Water

Fashion Fail - New Depths of Low-Slung
Submitted by: Electrichaze via Submission Page

To sag ones pants is to remain vigilant to any disturbance in the force that keeps them precariously balanced around your person. I wouldn’t slip a Sacajawea dollar into my pocket if I found it on the sidewalk, much less try to tote my Fiji Water around on my ass.

Sleep with One Eye Open, PANTS

Fashion Fail - Apple Bottom Jeans?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Sometimes pants look like they’re too tight, occasionally to the point of discomfort.

But these pants look like they have an active vendetta against their owners. These pants look like jerks. If I saw them walking down the street, I would punch them.

Of course, then I’d probably get arrested for punching an unsuspecting woman in the thigh. But it would be worth it. Stupid pants. *shakes fist*

And Then He Uses the Teeth for a Massive Assemblage Project

Fashion Fail - Committing to the Bit

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Oh look, it’s the Uncouth Fairy! When one of your teeth falls out at Burning Man because all you’ve eaten for the last week are Skittles and cardboard, he sneaks into your tent during the day (the only time you’re sleeping) and leaves a hit of acid under your pillow.

Inspiration from Sticky Notes

I like how you can see an idea on one blog and another blog and another blog. It’s not necessarily the same idea but a similar idea inspired by the first idea. Not that we got that explanation over with, I have been in love with these cute star post it note pictures from the Frugal Family Fun Blog.