I believe these are lyrics to an Andrew W.K. song.
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WIN!: The Creeper is Everywhere WIN
What’s In YOUR Heart?
Submitted by: Hatebagel
What Tangled Webs of Deceit We Weave
Welp, he’s never going to THAT barber again. Submitted by: TheButteler
Duck Tales
Submitted by: Unknown Via: Reddit
The Ol’ Slip in Feces and Break Your Toes Trick
Submitted by: Lisa
Mr. Buzz’s Last Day
Submitted by: Unknown
The Curse of the Trader Joe’s Parking Lot
Submitted by: CanWeSmile
Your Move, Drunky
Submitted by: Hattie
How to End a Religious Argument
Submitted by: Delightfully_Mad