Man, do these MTV bros even lift?
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I Don't Want My MTV
The First Day of Summer is the Worst
Don’t worry, in a few scant hours you’ll be molting away like all the other pale kids. Submitted by: Unknown
Please Say That’s Spray-Tan
Wait, no, that doesn’t make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
This is The Cost You Pay for Crocs!
In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called “Croc-mata.” Submitted by: Unknown
Good Game of Basketball, I Assume?
Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin! Submitted by: Unknown
Regular and Barbecue
“Extra Crispy” is the one holding the camera, for the record. Submitted by: Unknown
Lobsters Are in Season AND in Style!
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She’s Ready for the Road Warrior Future
I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage! Submitted by: Unknown
Toddlers & Tanning
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