Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.
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Malibu Barbie Meets Jersey Shore
Submitted by: Anonymous Via: Facebook
Coppertone for Men
Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies. Submitted by: liisas
Dat Ass! …oh wait
…busted. Submitted by: idesewis
Fabio, You’re Too Close to the Sun!
I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that’s no reason to take it out on your body!
Get a Fork, See If It’s Done
Submitted by: Unknown
Bros: Proud Partiers of the ‘V-Team’
Pop your collar and get your Bro, Guido, Douchebag, and Fratboy fill over at Bros!
This Guy Totally Looks Like Rotisserie Chicken
This Guy Totally Looks Like Rotisserie Chicken Aw, dude, yeah, you know, I like to hit the gym for a couple hours in the afternoon, PUMP SOME IRON — I can bench like 350 — then hit the tanning salon. The fine piece of tail behind the counter knows I like that dial turned all the way up to ROTISSERIE CHICKEN, and, yeah, I just BAKE for a few hours.
Two Things That Should Not Match Are Your Lip Gloss and Your Fake Tan
Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like this.
Jersey Idiots
