The QTvan was especially designed for the Royal Wedding this week. Elderly folks who wish to see the happy couple without spending the night on the sidewalk can buy this caravan that’s not only light enough, but made to be pulled by a scooter. Price tag: £5,500 Submitted by: Unknown Via: http://www.eta.co.uk/2011/04/17/mobility-scooter-caravan-built-beat-royal-wedding-queues
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Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against Your Dignity
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THIS is why I can never fully relax. I don’t necessarily envision myself being dragged from the house by law enforcement (YET), but any number of things (fire, earthquake, clearance sale on Cadbury Mini Eggs) could drive one out of the house at a moment’s notice. One minute you’re relaxing in front of the television in your fuzzy lion slippers (or, in my case, relaxing in front of a martini in my footie pajamas) and the next, BAM, you’re running down the sidewalk shouting something about bunny rabbits making chicken sounds. Embarrassing.
This Is Why I Don’t Drink Water
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To sag ones pants is to remain vigilant to any disturbance in the force that keeps them precariously balanced around your person. I wouldn’t slip a Sacajawea dollar into my pocket if I found it on the sidewalk, much less try to tote my Fiji Water around on my ass.
Sleep with One Eye Open, PANTS
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Sometimes pants look like they’re too tight, occasionally to the point of discomfort.
But these pants look like they have an active vendetta against their owners. These pants look like jerks. If I saw them walking down the street, I would punch them.
Of course, then I’d probably get arrested for punching an unsuspecting woman in the thigh. But it would be worth it. Stupid pants. *shakes fist*
And Then He Uses the Teeth for a Massive Assemblage Project
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Oh look, it’s the Uncouth Fairy! When one of your teeth falls out at Burning Man because all you’ve eaten for the last week are Skittles and cardboard, he sneaks into your tent during the day (the only time you’re sleeping) and leaves a hit of acid under your pillow.