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Deadbeat Seagull Forces Tesco to Close After Trashing Store and Attacking the Customers
A Tesco in Cornwall, England was forced to shut its doors after an asshole seagull flew inside and began attacking customers.
One of the Tesco employees said the seagull menace was dive-bombing customers as the entered the store. Basically, the opposite of what happens when you enter a Walmart.
Anyway, here is further proof that these flying rats live by their own set of laws and don’t give a fu*k about anything.
Kanye West Is Basically Tracy Jordan From 30 Rock, and All It Takes Is Adding "Liz Lemon" to Whatever He Says
These are actual things Kanye has said, minus the Liz Lemon part.
People Taking Pictures of Their #BeardsFromBelow Are Making Everyone Else Feel a Little Weird
Did you know that if you take a picture of your beard from under your chin it might look a little like a shrunken head without a face? Yeah… neither did we. Until now. People keep taking these creepy photos of their beards and… it’s really not okay.
USA Superfan Leslie Jones Live-Tweets Herself a Trip to the Olympics
Saturday Night star Leslie Jones has resurfaced on Twitter just in time to live-tweet all the action of the 2016 Olympics.
Leslie Jones is taking on every Olympic sport and rooting on team USA with a terrifying passion. Her love of the Olympics has gained the attention of the Internet and has earned her a personal invite from NBC Rio Olympics producer Jim Bell.
We really hope this is not a joke. The Rio Olympics NEED a little Leslie Jones commentary
This Lifeguard Has the Most Useless Job at the Olympics and the Internet Can't Get Enough of the Irony
To be fair to the person who made the decision that there needed to be 75 lifeguards keeping an eye on the world’s best swimmers, concussions and other accidents do happen. That hasn’t stopped the internet jokesters from commenting on a picture of a bored looking lifeguard.
Dammit, Grandpa
Dogs Finally Get the Compliments They Deserve in These Pretty Tweets
The theme here is simple: whatever your dog is looking at might be pretty, but your dog is always prettier. Got it?
Twitter Came up With Some Brilliant Titles for #DonaldTrumpTheMovie
These titles are so good, we might even consider watching these.
These Amazing Vanity Plates Are Worth the Extra Effort to Have
Some of these plates are so good you’ll wish you had thought of it first. Others will have you wondering if the owner should still be allowed on the road.