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Deadbeat Seagull Forces Tesco to Close After Trashing Store and Attacking the Customers


A Tesco in Cornwall, England was forced to shut its doors after an asshole seagull flew inside and began attacking customers.

One of the Tesco employees said the seagull menace was dive-bombing customers as the entered the store. Basically, the opposite of what happens when you enter a Walmart.

Anyway, here is further proof that these flying rats live by their own set of laws and don’t give a fu*k about anything.




USA Superfan Leslie Jones Live-Tweets Herself a Trip to the Olympics

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Saturday Night star Leslie Jones has resurfaced on Twitter just in time to live-tweet all the action of the 2016 Olympics.

Leslie Jones is taking on every Olympic sport and rooting on team USA with a terrifying passion. Her love of the Olympics has gained the attention of the Internet and has earned her a personal invite from NBC Rio Olympics producer Jim Bell.

We really hope this is not a joke. The Rio Olympics NEED a little Leslie Jones commentary