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Completely Relevant News: Dinosaurs!

This theropod here (of T-Rex fame) was found in Bavaria, which paleontologists determined to be 98% intact. For reference, the 80% completeness of the famous T-Rex Sue is considered a fantastic treat. There are even remnants of hair (proto-feathers) and some skin (*cue Jurassic Park theme*).


She is Running For President of the United States of America 2

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President – Crazyeyes “Robot” Michele Bachmann, Legitimate Presidential Candidate , failing to consider that parents of a child who were slaves pretty much had to be together. You know, because they were slaves


Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Noomi Rapace) I can’t say that I am familiar enough with Adam Lambert to know whether or not he has a dragon tattoo, but if he did, then that pretty much makes him The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Aside from the major difference that Ms. Rapace looks like she could totally kick some ass, where as Mr.


The Evolution of Lady GaGa

Stefani Germanotta (alias: Lady GaGa) bursts onto the pop scene and makes a highly memorable first impression. At first, it seems people are more interested in talking about her avant garde outfits and the “Lady GaGa persona” than they are about her music.

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Because even when they’re talking about how crazy you are, they’re still talking about you.

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After releasing 5 consecutive #1 singles, it becomes clear that that GaGa is about more than just crazy outfits and juicy rumors. She takes her new album, The Fame Monster, on the road, with total world domination as her goal. And judging by the size of that gun…she’s either very happy to see her audience, or she’s very close to accomplishing her mission.

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Audience didn’t have a choice They had to clap or else…

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The payoff: GaGa’s perfect storm of music, fashion, and personality wins her two Grammy awards (and a duet with legend Elton John at the ceremony). Always one to top herself, it is unclear whether or not her awards will be melted down and made into oversized earrings and/or nipple pasties in the shape of David Bowie’s face.

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these’ll make the perfect addition to my next outfit.

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Taylor Swift Admits It’s Not Easy to Forget Joe Jonas

SPL72106_001Though her romance with Joe Jonas has been over since October 2008, Taylor Swift has admitted that she finds it hard to forget her famous ex-boyfriend because she constantly sees his face everywhere. Being asked whether or not she finds getting over the break-up is easy, she told Showbiz Spy, “Not when they’re on pencil sharpeners, T-shirts and the sides of buses, like Joe!”

However, the country singer believed when she finds the right man in the future, she will totally forget the member of . “But, some day, I’ll find the right person [and] I won’t even remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 27 seconds,” she stated. Before finding the right man, Taylor confessed that her mother is always with her and helps her to “keep it real.”

“When you start making your way up it’s easy to surround yourself with people who just say yes to you all the time and tell you just what you want to hear, and my mom will never ever do that,” Taylor continued talking about her mother. She then added, “She is not afraid of hurting my feelings or telling me something I don’t want to hear. It keeps me real and grounded.”