“The Guardian” reports that Council on American-Islamic Relations is outraged about a coloring book depicting the events of September 11 up to the death of Osama Bin Laden (above). In the “We Shall Never Forget 9/11 Kids Coloring Book,” the passage next to this picture reads: “Children, the truth is, these terrorist acts were done by freedom-hating radical Islamic Muslim extremists. These crazy people hate the American way of life because we are FREE and our society is FREE.” Oh man, I hope my arms aren’t too tired to color from all the U-S-A fist pumping I just did! Now where is my Crayola “Lil’ Patriot” Red, White, and Blue Crayon Box