Submitted by: Kelli

Oh. Hello, there. Looks like you’ve found my. . . lair, as I like to call it. I was just about to get out of this coat and tie so I could chase down and kill a gazelle. And by “chase down and kill a gazelle,” I mean “enjoy a wine cooler.” You’re. . . down with that, as the kids would say, right? Yes? Oh good. Here, have a Zima.