This footwear is under construction. Please stay back 50 feet. Authorized personnel only—hard hat required.
They may not look like much now, but when they’re finished, they’ll be something to behold:
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We Should Start Lining the Fences with Sensible Clothing and Understated Makeup
What the—oh god, not again. Dammit, another Ganguro girl is pooping in the yard. HEY! Hey you! Yes, you. Get out of here! Shoo. GO!
She’s not leaving. Will someone get some pots to bang together and make a lot of noise? That usually scares them off. Get my shovel too.
Do You Have Anything Bigger Than a Venti?
Hey, sometimes you just gotta hit the ‘Buck’s so bad that you don’t have time to change out of your oversized Strawberry Shortcake bloomers before leaving the house. Right?
Anyone?
Hello?
Forget it. More eggnog latte for me.
Uh Oh
You have angered the queen of the small island nation of Clashistan. Any fool knows better than to park his motorcycle alongside her throne. Now move it before she hits you with her magic scepter (actually some Elmer’s glue in a Log Cabin Syrup bottle, but that’s what passes for a magic scepter in Clashistan these days. Let’s just say the effects of Danish colonialism were far-reaching).
I Guess We’re Lucky This Shot is From the Back
A few days ago, I made the claim that if you’ve got it, you should flaunt it.
In retrospect, I think perhaps I should have been a little more specific about what exactly “it” is.
Hello, Police? Someone’s Stolen My Shirt
I tried this look once. Unfortunately, it was laundry day, so the only thing I had to go with it was a ratty old pair of green Christmas-themed underwear that said “Naughty” on the back.
Needless to say, the other people at the laundromat were not amused.
For the Hipster on Your Holiday Gift List…
The newest offering from American Apparel: sweatpants that won’t get caught in the chain of your fixie and are roomy enough in the crotch to stash an entire twelve pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Don’t Bother Her While She’s Working…ON SCIENCE
This marine biologist hopes to closely observe the elusive puffer fish by attracting one with the elaborate prosthetic decoy she wears on her torso. Oh look, it’s already working!
Won’t Someone Please Think About the Furniture?!
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
As those of you who followed us here from Don’t Judge My Hair might remember, I’m a big fan of the people in the lower right-hand corner of the photo. You can usually rely on them for a facial expression that tidily sums up the WTFness of any given situation.
In this case, it’s an ugly tiki end table rather than a human being, but it still managed to nail the look of horrified confusion that the rest of us are feeling.