We Should Start Lining the Fences with Sensible Clothing and Understated Makeup

Poorly Dressed: Oh Jesus, get the hose too

What the—oh god, not again. Dammit, another Ganguro girl is pooping in the yard. HEY! Hey you! Yes, you. Get out of here! Shoo. GO!

She’s not leaving. Will someone get some pots to bang together and make a lot of noise? That usually scares them off. Get my shovel too.

 

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