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LOLMart Shirts Presents: ROFLCOPTER!!1

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Listen closely. Can you hear it? It’s getting closer…It’s the sound of…ROFLCOPTER!!1 SOI SOI SOI!

Our limited edition ROFLCOPTER t-shirt doesn’t actually make any noise (you’ll have to do that yourself), but what it lacks in sound effects it makes up for in ROFL and LOL.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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LOLMart Shirts Presents: Get Yo’ Pants Off da’ Ground!

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Oh, hello! I didn’t even notice you there. You see, I had my headphones on, my new favorite song of all time blaring at a level that’s sure to give me irreversible hearing damage. Do you know the song? “Pants on da Ground?” It goes like “Pants on da ground, pants on da ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on da ground.”

In addition to being a fine pop song, it also makes for a catchy t-shirt slogan. Thanks, American Idol, for finally giving us some music worth listening to (and some television worth watching). We’ll take “Pants on da Ground” over Adam Lambert and Taylor Hicks any day!

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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LOLMart Shirt of the Week: Dr. Tiny Cat

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

With healthcare being a top issue these days, we figured there was no better time to introduce our Dr. Tiny Cat t-shirt. So here it is! Let’s all give a warm welcome to Dr. Tiny Cat!

Medical school is hard. Like, really hard. I know this because I’ve seen parts of Grey’s Anatomy, and it looks hard. It seems as if becoming a doctor involves suffering through all sorts of unrealistic emotional traumas. Hard!

But Dr. Tiny Cat has triumphed over the process. And at such a young age, too! Now, he’s a real doctor. That, in and of itself, is a real accomplishment for a creature that doesn’t even have opposable thumbs (which makes holding a scalpel pretty impressive!). What may be more impressive is just how much he cares. Look at how concerned he is about that mouse! And it’s only a stuffed toy! Imagine how invested he’d become for a patient with a pulse!

Congrats on all your hard work, Dr. Tiny Cat! As a reward, we’re honoring you with a spot on one of our limited edition t-shirts.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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LOLMart Shirt of the Day: 4 Noms and 7 Cheezburgers Ago…

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase THROUGH THE WEEKEND ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Celebrate America’s history! Celebrate America’s future! And don’t forget to celebrate America’s present. And by present, we mean gift. The gift of a LOLMart t-shirt! Celebrate all of these things…LOLcat style!

If you’ve ever found yourself wondering what the cat version of every president America has ever had might look like, then this shirt is for you. Even if you’ve never wondered that–and why wouldn’t you have?–this shirt is for you.

But don’t let the scathing political commentary of this shirt start any arguments during the holiday season. Our shirt is non-partisan and all-inclusive. It’s everything to all parties. And, incidentally, would be a great gift to give at a holiday party. Ahem.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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Kill It With Fire; Buy It With Money

Welcome to a fresh week of limited edition t-shirts available from LOLMart Shirts.

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

But why fire? Hercules used fire to cauterize the heads of the Hydra, stopping them from growing back, and ultimately defeating the wretched beast. In Norse mythology, the fire giant Surtr destroys all nine worlds with fire. That’s the entirety of creation, people. In the bible, God destroyed the city of Sodom, and Gomorrah, and probably other stuff too, with fire.

Acceptable things to kill with fire: Aliens, vampires, mummies, and, according to this shirt, adorable but oversized bunny rabbits!

Unacceptable things to kill with fire: I don’t understand your question.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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We’re trying to muster up some enthusiasm about this shirt, but…meh.

Wednesday’s Shirt of the Day shirt is finally here! You had to wait through Monday and Tuesday, but Wednesday has arrived in style! Visit our store to learn more!

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day will be only available today, and then it will be gone forever!

What better way to express your apathy than with a shirt that says everything for you? After all, opening your mouth and, you know, saying something takes effort. That’s energy you could spend doing other things. Like buying t-shirts, for example.

We all say it (even Homer Simpson says it. In fact, he may have been the first to say it!), and now we can all have a shirt that says it, too. Simple, classic, and pop-culture-tastic. We’d get excited, but…

Meh.

It is all emotions rolled into one simple word…And now you can fold that simple word up and place it in a drawer next to your other LOLMart shirts.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!), makes the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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