Submitted by: Anna

Listen, kid, there are certain things that you just don’t do. You don’t mess with a mama bear’s cubs unless you want to get mauled. You don’t refuse another serving of meatballs from your grandma unless you want to get slapped upside the head. You don’t run with scissors unless you want… actually I never knew what the big deal was about running with scissors.

And you certainly don’t steal The Donald’s hairstyle unless you want to get sued into next week.

Submitted By: Alan R

No one dilutes The Donald’s brand identity, see? Well, except that idiot Ivanka. But she’s family. What can you do?