I know I’m going to ruin a perfectly good picture of the world’s most glorious all-in-one breakfast device by putting words underneath it, but my enthusiasm can be stayed for no longer! This is the contraption that I require to make my breakfast-making dreams complete. It is what haunts my every waking hour as I pour a measly bowl of cereal on a frigid Monday morning. NAY – It is what I imagine coming down the mountain from the east after the first light on the fifth day to save me from morning fatigue.