You know what? I like it. I totally appreciate it when the nutters on public transportation give you some kind of heads-up about their mental state. I hate finding out after I’m already knee-deep a conversation about lizard people from the center of the Earth.
Laugh all you want, but sporting conspicuous butt-floss is actually a great way to avoid a shark attack. Do you know how many teeth those things have? They HATE flossing.
Hey, Staff Sergeant McSassy—your outfit may be entirely camouflage, but I don’t think it’s helping you blend in. Skirts with combat boots went out about fifteen years ago.
It’s possible that, in Europe, egalitarianism has gone too far. Yes, the men have taken over child-bearing duties. Those bags are full of ice cream and pickles. When he gets home, a dubbed version of Desperate Housewives will make him cry. He’ll then exclaim to his wife, “You don’t love me anymore because I’m fat! Don’t lie to me! YOU DID THIS TO ME!”
Well this was a surprising scroll-down. The top half looks like that weird old guy who hangs out in the food court at the mall, and the bottom half looks like the thirteen-year-old girls that he leers at while they’re on their way to the Aeropostale.
Man in drag, or woman with a bald spot? In a perfect world, it could be both.
I have nothing against Germany. In fact, I love Germany. But somehow the words “Berlin Fashion Week” strike fear into my heart. For reasons that probably have more to do with my susceptibility to ridiculous pop culture influences than any knowledge actually based in fact, I imagine the album art from a Rammstein record, “Sprockets,” and Horst from After Dark.
But, after having seen these pictures, I wonder if maybe I’m not so far off.
More pictures from this live-action nightmare are here.
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Really? Is this LESS embarrassing than just sucking it up (so to speak) and buying your overalls at a maternity store?
What’s better than having a phone in your shoe? Having a gun in your shoe, obviously. And just think, if PETA tries to throw paint on them, you can defend yourself.
“Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah nyah, my penis can fit in a baby sock—wait a second…DAMMIT!”