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I know that those tracks in the snow are probably from a vehicle, but I like to imagine this guy just slid up the road from the distance, exactly in that position.
Every time he slides anywhere, you can hear Daft Punk’s “Around the World” playing.
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I think it’s kind of cute when high school kids get really creative and express their passion through their prom outfits. I don’t know how a couple of teenagers end up really passionate about the wallpaper at the local tiki bar, but to each his own.
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Ariel thought that marrying Prince Eric and moving to the surface would fill her life with fun and adventure. Instead, she mostly found that she was just . . . bored.
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THIS is why I can never fully relax. I don’t necessarily envision myself being dragged from the house by law enforcement (YET), but any number of things (fire, earthquake, clearance sale on Cadbury Mini Eggs) could drive one out of the house at a moment’s notice. One minute you’re relaxing in front of the television in your fuzzy lion slippers (or, in my case, relaxing in front of a martini in my footie pajamas) and the next, BAM, you’re running down the sidewalk shouting something about bunny rabbits making chicken sounds. Embarrassing.
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Is anyone else in the mood for spaghetti? No? It’s just me then? Fine.
“Hey, does anyone know if this train stops at the Woodstock-themed Olympics rave? Anyone? Oh crap, what happened to my Burton pacifier?”
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To sag ones pants is to remain vigilant to any disturbance in the force that keeps them precariously balanced around your person. I wouldn’t slip a Sacajawea dollar into my pocket if I found it on the sidewalk, much less try to tote my Fiji Water around on my ass.
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Sometimes pants look like they’re too tight, occasionally to the point of discomfort.
But these pants look like they have an active vendetta against their owners. These pants look like jerks. If I saw them walking down the street, I would punch them.
Of course, then I’d probably get arrested for punching an unsuspecting woman in the thigh. But it would be worth it. Stupid pants. *shakes fist*
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Oh look, it’s the Uncouth Fairy! When one of your teeth falls out at Burning Man because all you’ve eaten for the last week are Skittles and cardboard, he sneaks into your tent during the day (the only time you’re sleeping) and leaves a hit of acid under your pillow.
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At first glance I thought this woman was disrobing as she walked into an ocean wave. Closer examination revealed that she is in fact walking through a parking lot. Are clothing-optional parking lots the vacation destination of landlocked states? I’m asking for a friend.
