A japanese woman has allegedly slashed her husband across the face after he left the bathroom in a less than usable state.  The man had been eating Pepper Jack Cheez-Its® (I can only assume it was an unconscionable amount) prior to the dump in question. Via Metro: Her anger was further fuelled when he tried to help their 3-year-old son use the toilet ‘without washing his own hands first’, she said, Jiji Press and other local media reported